Thursday, September 27, 2007

Chedwick & Tintin

Due to unforeseen excellent adventures, Chedwick has decided to extend his summer vacation in the Catskill Mountains by another week or so. He looks forward to getting back to civilization, reading all of the September entries on your blogs, and getting back into his furry little groove. Incidentally, Chedwick is terrified of the catskill giraffes.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

The Bad Spokesmodel

Dennis decided he wanted to muscle in on the lucrative Hermes spokesmodel gig that Chedwick was enjoying.

While Chedwick is a creative spokesmodel, a consummate professional, always punctual, enjoys the fragrances, listens to instructions, and is well-liked in the industry, he has been replaced by his "friend" who is real jerk.

How could this happen??? Dennis has a way of charming the clients, and then once the contracts are signed, he is lazy and difficult, late for the photo shoots, refuses to pose properly, argues with the photographer, hogs all of the food, makes rude jokes, hits people, tells people to shut up, and storms out of the shoot. He comes back, all sweet and charming, but the damage is done.

Hermes is very sorry they signed him to a three million dollar, three year contract, but they are hoping that Dennis will act more professionally in the future. We will see...

This new Bel Ami Ad will only be seen in English Footballer magazines, with a caption like "Bel Ami Kicks Arse!"

Bel Ami was originally introduced sometime in the 1980s by Hermes.

head notes: Lemon, Vetiver
heart notes: Iris Butter, Ylang, Ylang
bottom notes : Amber, Vanilla, Sandalwood

(Being posted for Chedwick. Ched is still out of town trying to recuperate from Dennis. He should be back in a few days. He misses you all.)