Bob: I was in an empty theatre, waiting for something to happen, a show to begin. I remember hoping it would be a James Brown show, you know? Then this big bottle of perfume comes in and sits right next to me. All those empty seats, and it sits right down next to me. I could tell it was one of those Island perfumes by Michael Kors. Sure enough, it was. Hawaii by Michael Kors. It was all orangey and pineappley and it was like an aftershave lotion. Had no depth at all, man. It was a drag.
