You really want me to tell you how to weave a parasol? I ate the last three parasols that I wove.
I wanted to award a prize to Visitor Number 4,000 to my blog, but it was someone from Fort Wayne, Indiana looking for instructions on how to weave a parasol. They stayed for less than half a minute! Had they left a comment, they could have won a prize!
The best parasols are woven out of black licorice. Everybody knows that!