Friday, March 16, 2007

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This is a personal ad that ran in a NYC paper a while back. Someone pointed it out to me as funny, but I found it a little disturbing. I think the guy is asking a lot.


Witty, together Greenwich Village literatus,
70's, known to take a pint or two, seeks
comely sexagenarian wench,
gym fit body mass index,
strong interest in language,
for wining, dining, strenuous mat work,
cultural badinage, anti bush rant. BOX 18457

Just how into the whole Gandalf thing is he? Does he carry a wand? Is he 'known to take a pint or two' daily? Hourly? How much anti bush rant can any female take?

If you had to write your own personal ad, what would it say?