What is that thing outside?
Gahhh--- it's big and scary and it's in my yard!
Oh, wait... it's just an Alien perfume sales rep.
Sales Rep: (in hypnotic monotone voice) ALIEN is out of this world. The fragrance from Thierry Mugler is inspired by otherworldly things. A Woodsy-amber floral with a touch of vanilla, green and SOLAR notes and a dash of orange blossom. BUY SOME.
Ched: Take me to your liter!